Woody Awards
Craig Gabbert
2018 – Savannah, GA
“Here’s the story…”
Bill Ewing
2017 – Branson, MO
“He did WHAT?!”
Hacker
2012 – Keystone, CO
“Here’s the story…”
Chuck Swannack
2011 – Pinehurst, NC
“… for flagrant violation of the rules regarding go-back Mulligans, and helped by some disparaging remarks about the relatively modest military status (compared to His Exaltedness) of the Commissioner at the time, a status shared by the Ass’t Commish… Don’t F with the Commish…”
Hacker
2010 – Santa Ynez, CA
“Here’s the story…”
Dave Duke
2008 – Keystone, CO
“… for his drive on the River Course which downed a Raven flying in front of the tee box…”
Jack McHenry
2006 – West Point, NY
“… for continually screwing up the scoring of the regimental competition– not just that year, but every year.”
Joe Yakovac
2004 – Boyne Highlands, MI
“…for unintentionally leaving his credit card in a bar loaded with classmates who ran up an imaginary tab. He was shocked to see the bill when he returned the next day to retrieve it. The next day he also left his wallet on the counter of the golf course snack bar when he got his morning coffee. Johnny Brooks picked it up and kept it until Joe tried to buy a beer on the course during the round.”
Jack McHenry
2001 – Colorado Springs, CO
“… for his embarrassing conduct witnessed by our predecessor class.”
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